British Summer Survivor Pillows

shark on cricket crease

"Is it ever going to stop raining."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Working Environment

Tourist in the desert

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

Welcome to summer school.

Intense summer sun

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

Clancy: Thick Flies

A snowman enjoys the aircon

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

Heat Wave Podium