Summer Camp Survivors Pillows

Support Group for a Good Problem

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Building a Shelter

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Creepy Camp Stories.

Nobody likes a smore loser

shark on cricket crease

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

Relief for America in the Heat.