Camper Survivor Pillows

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Who can we call?"

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"Mine's camper."

"Everything's great, doctor! In fact, ever since I met Peggy, I feel like I'm floating on air!"

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

'This has scotched his claim that I'm too old for an economy camping holiday!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"This is my first time starting the work day happy. But I am going to retire in four hours."

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"ME!!!"

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

A very in tents little girl.

Face Painting.

'Say, where'd you end up storing all those bees we caught?'

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Caravan club

"You been here long?"

Family in caravan on a holiday trip

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'