Summer Camp Survivors Prints

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Building a Shelter

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Remember to lash from the outside!

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

Creepy Camp Stories.

Nobody likes a smore loser

shark on cricket crease

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"