Heat Survivor Pillows

Summer Sketches - Thirty-two degrees!!!...

Used Up.

Disappointing Mirage.

'Hot enough for you?'

'Stranger, we live in this climate because we're practicing for hell.'

Tourist in the desert

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

"Tommy!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Nervous Oral Testing

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

Intense summer sun

The corner that Spring's around

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."