Heat Survivor Mugs

Summer Sketches - Thirty-two degrees!!!...

Used Up.

Disappointing Mirage.

'Hot enough for you?'

'Stranger, we live in this climate because we're practicing for hell.'

Tourist in the desert

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Tommy!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Nervous Oral Testing

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

Relief for America in the Heat.

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

The corner that Spring's around

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Intense summer sun

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."