Summer Heat Survivor Mugs

Clancy: Thick Flies

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Summertime.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Working Environment

Tourist in the desert

'No surf?'

Eating ice cream.

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Griller highlights never gets old

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

shark on cricket crease

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water