Summer Heat Survivor T-Shirts

I wish it was that easy for me to be "cool cat" - he just has to sit in front of the air conditioner.

Clancy: Thick Flies

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Summertime.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Working Environment

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Eating ice cream.

Tourist in the desert

'No surf?'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Griller highlights never gets old

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

shark on cricket crease