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Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

On holiday.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

His New Grillfriend

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Come and get it!"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Summertime.

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

Go jump in the lake!

Holiday Aerobics.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'