Summer Comfort Enthusiast T-Shirts

High electricity consumption in the summer

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Beer Parasol.

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

The Perfect Cannonball

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Summertime.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Sleepy Bunny

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

And this model comes with a fitness tracker.

Eating ice cream.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

'No surf?'

Where the Wild Things Summer

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Griller highlights never gets old

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

I love tennis

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."