Overheat Survivor Mugs

Poor Circulation Desk

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Tourist in the desert

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"We're a bit understaffed today, could you be 6 people?"

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

Hour Glass

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'

'I worked my butt off again.'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?"

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

Clancy: Thick Flies

Ice cream van

"You no longer have any excuses for not getting your work done. I hired someone to take your lunch and bathroom breaks for you."