Heatwave Survivor Pillows

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"You should really wear a hat."

"Well would you look at that. . . Our A/C decided to go out at the beginning of a 10-day record heat wave."

Swelter

"Why don't you just sign for both of us."

"It's not the heat so much as the humidity."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Heat wave in Europe

"The holiday was hot. . . very hot!"

"Good evening and welcome! Because of the heat wave we are serving out guests ala nude tonight!"

Ice cream van

"You'll have your turn again in 5 seconds, Mark."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'It's not too bad... it's a dry heat...'

Weather.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It's too hot to wear skin."

Mirages Of NYC Summer

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Tourist in the desert

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Keep Off The Hay

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

Bus Stop

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'