British Summer Survivor Mugs

shark on cricket crease

"Is it ever going to stop raining."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Working Environment

Tourist in the desert

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Relief for America in the Heat.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

Lost luggage turning up on Mars.

Intense summer sun

Welcome to summer school.

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

Heat Wave Podium

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

"The weatherman said it was important to stay cool but now I've got my foot stuck in the butter."