Summer Preparation Gifts

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Are we officially past flu and allergy medications and into sunscreens and tick repellant?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

His New Grillfriend

French wine

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Sunbathing in the park

Lawnmower

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."