Summer Preparer Gifts

"I thought we were adjusting our diets to get ready for swimsuit season!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Steak Ted?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

French wine

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

Sunbathing in the park

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

A crab with a utility knife claw

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."