Summer Gifts

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'

"I told you to wear sunscreen."

'That one always runs fast.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

"I can say with certainty that we can all look forward to a great summer season."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I can't stand hay fever season.'

Fight for your summer.

Flower steals water during a drought.

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Apparently summer's going to start next month...'

'You're going to get baked out there. At least put on some butter or sour cream.'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'I think we're way beyond the point where algaecide is going to help!'

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

"I smell bacon. Are you wearing sunscreen?"

Summer Decorating

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"I bought a new summer condo."

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

"In this heat the cows only give milk powder!"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Taken By Surprise

Heat Wave.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

10 percent chance of rain.

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"