Summer Heat Gifts

Trying to get out of the sun. Please help.

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

The experienced backpacker.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Beach con-man.

Holiday time.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Pina Coladas

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Build a Raft

Marshmallows

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Beach Barbecue

Hiding the electronics.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."