Summer Trends Gifts

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

French wine

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Rap music

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

Sunbathing in the park

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Shoes Make The Man

Vivienne Westwood

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

A crab with a utility knife claw

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'