Summer Style Guru Gifts

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'You look silly in tank tops, Stephen. I don't care if sunshine on your shoulders makes you happy.'

"It's hot, okay?"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

At the suit makers

Mr Metrosexual.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Do you like my little black number?'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

His and Her wardrobe's

Shoes Make The Man

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

That every day look.