Summer Style Seeker Gifts

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Holiday time.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I don't like your application."

"Do you do much walking?"

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'I'll take it!'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Shoes Make The Man

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Changing Room Decisions