Summer Wear Gifts

Shoes Make The Man

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Bring your own inflatable.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

French wine

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

Sunbathing in the park

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."