Summer Season Gifts

"Why can't summer last forever?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

The experienced backpacker.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Holiday time.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Beach con-man.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Bring your own inflatable.

'Steak Ted?'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Freshest ice cream in town!

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Hiding the electronics.

Pina Coladas

Tension filled the tent.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Beach Barbecue