Summer Start Gifts

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

French wine

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

Sunbathing in the park

Big Bang Theory.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

A crab with a utility knife claw

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.