Summer Start Gifts

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

French wine

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Sunbathing in the park

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.