Summer Kickoff Gifts

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

French wine

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

Sunbathing in the park

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Input From The Front Office

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."