Summer Kickoff Mugs

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

French wine

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

Sunbathing in the park

Kenny Dalglish

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Stonehenge Sandcastle

A crab with a utility knife claw

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Input From The Front Office