Summer Countdown Challenger Mugs

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Summertime.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Barbecue

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'No surf?'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

Eating ice cream.

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Rabbits picknick

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

Griller highlights never gets old

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"