Christmas Countdown Champion Mugs

Now 5 days before Christmas, Santa's deadline was looming, and made doubly worse, with employment un-blooming...

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"5...4...3...2..."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Ring those Christmas bells!

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Football Countdown.

World Cup - Countdown

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

Cat plays the cello

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

Santa Self Esteem.

Next years calendar.

"I just need you to come up with something brilliant before the weekend."

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

Man falling through sand timer.

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

Christmas Star

Santa Claus Falls Victim to Global Warming

Christmas Eva

"How long is it now to your retirement?"

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

'Who let Bessie substitute for Rudolf? I wasted half the night jumping over the moon!'

1 life left...

Harper talks about Christmas

"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

"Waiting is the worst part of Christmas...and the best part!"

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

Spoiler alert for "Star Trek: Discovery." Spoiler will be said in 10 … 9 … 8 … What are you doing? 7 … What on earth are you babbling about, you odd, odd cretin? 6 … 5 … 4 … Your countdown is not working, loser. I have no interest in whatever it is you're going to say. None at all. 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Are spoilers supposed to be given after "1," or after "0"? Tell be what you're counting down to! Tell me!