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Now 5 days before Christmas, Santa's deadline was looming, and made doubly worse, with employment un-blooming...

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"5...4...3...2..."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Ring those Christmas bells!

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Football Countdown.

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

Cat plays the cello

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

Santa Self Esteem.

Next years calendar.

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

"I just need you to come up with something brilliant before the weekend."

Man falling through sand timer.

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Christmas Star

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

Christmas Eva

Santa Claus Falls Victim to Global Warming

"How long is it now to your retirement?"

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

'Who let Bessie substitute for Rudolf? I wasted half the night jumping over the moon!'

1 life left...

Harper talks about Christmas

"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

"Waiting is the worst part of Christmas...and the best part!"

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."

Only eighty-six more days till summer!