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"It's almost the last day of school, Marilyn. Quit saying 'are we there yet'."

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'Too much for the school run?'

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

'Yes, your son does ask questions in class but they're always 'Can I have the hall pass?'.'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'The good news I got an 'A' in School Lunch.'

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'Please sir, I did give you the correct answer. But, you gave me the wrong question.'

The end is near. August. The end is near. August. The end is near! August. School starts (smiley face).

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"

The Teachings of Jesus: Day 1

What you don't know can hurt you --- Jennifer just slugged me with her algebra book.

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

'It's going to be a long school year...'

Some students are keener than others.

"Oh, I'm not worried about doing the job, if elected. I'm more concerned about facing the onslaught of lobbyists."

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

"Whenever I try counting my flock I fall asleep."

"These heavy backpacks will prepare us if we choose to join the army."

"Look, Dad! My report card: all zeroes1"

School boys sitting test.

"I bet this is going to be the best year yet!"

"I can't wait to get to school! I love the joy of meeting a challenge, of reaching my goals and then over-achieving! What could be better than that?"

'No wonder their work's slipping. They have their thinking caps on backwards.'

School. The teacher said to never end a sentence with a preposition. I wonder what she's up to?