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"Must...calm down! We have plenty of time, right?"

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Friday

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Walking To School Simulator

"5...4...3...2..."

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

Prison Wallpaper.

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

Sales and Learning Experiences

Next years calendar.

'It only seems like that because you got in on time.'

The end is near. August. The end is near. August. The end is near! August. School starts (smiley face).

"Teachers are lucky, they don't have to do homework."

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

'If you can hear me headmaster, I want to know why you have closed the school.'

'305 days until Christmas.'

'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'

The Real Mummy's Curse

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

The End of the World is Nigh.

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."

Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin

Year-At-A-Glance

"That is correct, I work by the hour."

I'm listening for the school's snow number! Also closed are 76, 79, 80, 81, 84, 87, 88, 90, 92, 94, 98, 103, 107,

2006. 31,556,926