School Countdown Tracker Mugs

"Must...calm down! We have plenty of time, right?"

Friday

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Walking To School Simulator

"5...4...3...2..."

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

Prison Wallpaper.

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

Next years calendar.

Sales and Learning Experiences

'It only seems like that because you got in on time.'

"Teachers are lucky, they don't have to do homework."

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

The Real Mummy's Curse

'305 days until Christmas.'

'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

'If you can hear me headmaster, I want to know why you have closed the school.'

The End of the World is Nigh.

Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin

"<groan>...School ends in four weeks."

Year-At-A-Glance

"That is correct, I work by the hour."

'You can't trust anyone under 30...they don't even wear wristwatches!'

"How am I supposed to remember what day it is when it changes every day?"