School Countdown Aficionados Mugs

The end is near. August. The end is near. August. The end is near! August. School starts (smiley face).

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"5...4...3...2..."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"You're actually passing notes in class? That is so retro!"

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Football Countdown.

Did I cheat? You're not wearing a wire, are you?

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

Next years calendar.

"All aboard!"

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

Man falling through sand timer.

"How long is it now to your retirement?"

The Real Mummy's Curse

Remember last Friday when that substitute teacher showed us movies all day...THOSE were the good old days!

"Whew, am I glad there are more boys than girls in this class!"

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'I know school doesn't start for another week, but any chance I could just drop them off now?'

Why is Mum so happy. Doesn't she realize the holidays are over and it's back to school today!

One Week Only! The 100 Greatest Paintings of All Time!

1 life left...

"The staff at this school just seem like family to me."

"Sometimes I think they're worse than the students on the last day of school."

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"

The End of the World is Nigh.

"Waiting is the worst part of Christmas...and the best part!"

Spoiler alert for "Star Trek: Discovery." Spoiler will be said in 10 … 9 … 8 … What are you doing? 7 … What on earth are you babbling about, you odd, odd cretin? 6 … 5 … 4 … Your countdown is not working, loser. I have no interest in whatever it is you're going to say. None at all. 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Are spoilers supposed to be given after "1," or after "0"? Tell be what you're counting down to! Tell me!