Christmas Countdown Lovers Mugs

"Waiting is the worst part of Christmas...and the best part!"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Friday

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

Pole dancers

"5...4...3...2..."

Ring those Christmas bells!

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

Shelf on an elf

Ice skating boyfriends

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

Football Countdown.

"I'm sorry but I only employ elves..."

"I hate recalls."

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

Don't fly and text.

Santa '50s' Claus.

Next years calendar.

Santa Clops

Santa Romance

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

"I was hoping for something more Instagrammable."

"Perform the nutcracker for you for five dollars?"

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

Ten Seconds with Santa Claus: 'I think this will be my last year delivering presents...'