Summer Sports Season Gifts

Wimbledon hopeful strengthens his serve.

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

The Busy Gardener

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

His New Grillfriend

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

Hockey Season.

Lawnmower

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Come and get it!"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Vendor selling testosterone.

Chillaxing!

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"