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Wimbledon hopeful strengthens his serve.

'A puff of cloud! Quick, close our expensive new roof!'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

The Busy Gardener

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

His New Grillfriend

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Lawnmower

Hockey Season.

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Come and get it!"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Chillaxing!