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"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

French Cricket.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Sportswear Shop.

Football and high temperatures

"Me, I have a built-in super-soaker..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Steak Ted?'

Bring your own inflatable.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I AM at my usual position."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Fast Lane.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Sport Utility Boot.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

His New Grillfriend

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Summertime

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'