Summer Sports Events T-Shirts

"God, I hate Wimbledon fortnight!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Steak Ted?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Tension filled the tent.

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

The Fast Lane.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Sport Utility Boot.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

His New Grillfriend

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'