Summertime Gifts

Ice Cream Tower.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'I was talking to your swimsuit.'

'Lighten up folks - it's hot but its not the heat - it's the humidity.'

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

Academics at the Beach

"But then the sun came out and everything was alright.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

The experienced backpacker.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Beach con-man.

Holiday time.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Steak Ted?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Freshest ice cream in town!

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'