Hot Weather Gifts

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

"I just feel hot, and I've started sweating a lot. . . can you give me something for that?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bring your own inflatable.

Freshest ice cream in town!

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Summertime

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Sunbathing in the park

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Stonehenge Sandcastle