Hot Weather T-Shirts

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

'I can't remember a day this hot, can you?'

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

"I just feel hot, and I've started sweating a lot. . . can you give me something for that?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On holiday.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bring your own inflatable.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

French wine

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Summertime

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Sunbathing in the park

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."