Summer T-Shirts

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

'For cryin' out loud! Can't you forget about work for just one day?!'

'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'

"I told you to wear sunscreen."

'That one always runs fast.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

"I can say with certainty that we can all look forward to a great summer season."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'I can't stand hay fever season.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'You're going to get baked out there. At least put on some butter or sour cream.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Apparently summer's going to start next month...'

Fight for your summer.

Flower steals water during a drought.

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

'I think we're way beyond the point where algaecide is going to help!'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

"I smell bacon. Are you wearing sunscreen?"

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Summer Decorating

"I bought a new summer condo."

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

"In this heat the cows only give milk powder!"

No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.

Taken By Surprise

John takes a personivacation.

You're getting warmer.

"Oh, look, John. They have 'Edible Arrangements' here!"