Summer Preparation T-Shirts

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Are we officially past flu and allergy medications and into sunscreens and tick repellant?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Busy Gardener

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

On holiday.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Steak Ted?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

French wine

His New Grillfriend

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Fish snorkling above water.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

Lawnmower

Sunbathing in the park

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Beer Parasol.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

A crab with a utility knife claw