Spring Preparation T-Shirts

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Let's get organized

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

Welcome Spring.

Butterflies

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Spring Training

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

Raining

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Dust Bunny

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Fumes from furniture

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Spring in Japan.