Spring Cleaning T-Shirts

I Have Too Many Coffee Cups

'You just put me away last fall with no winterization and not even a thank you and you expect to start right up this spring. Well, we'll see about that!'

'First I put some odds and ends in storage, then some furniture, and finally, Edgar.'

"Isn't this the season for you to regret not winterizing the lawnmower last fall?"

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Spring Cleaning

Polishing Boot House with Shoe Polish.

'Honey...about this clutter-clearing.'

De-cluttering the office: Negotiations begin.

'Hello, yes - Decluttering Limited...'

'We've got to do spring cleaning more often. I found three eight-track tapes!'

"It's a big chuck-out. I had to be quite ruthless."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

"Oh closet was so full it exploded."

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

Categories are the key to organizing.

"You should've called me sooner!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"On the count of 3, we shove our way in again."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'I guess it was time to clean out the refrigerator.'

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

Bed Bugs after a materess flipping

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Floor Cleaner

Screen Cleaner

'Wow, that's great! I'm slaving away for hours to clean up the house and noe His Highness complains about a few things I inadvertently mislayed!'

"I apologize for the mess."

"Just spring cleaning."

Garbage Sale - Sunday

"He couldn't find his phone."

"Not spring cleaning again. We did that last year."

Objets D'Angst

"The secret to a good marriage son is to do most of the spring cleaning..."

"Don't even think about letting them in until the house is dirty again."