Spring Cleaning Mugs

I Have Too Many Coffee Cups

'You just put me away last fall with no winterization and not even a thank you and you expect to start right up this spring. Well, we'll see about that!'

'First I put some odds and ends in storage, then some furniture, and finally, Edgar.'

"Isn't this the season for you to regret not winterizing the lawnmower last fall?"

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Spring Cleaning

Polishing Boot House with Shoe Polish.

'Honey...about this clutter-clearing.'

De-cluttering the office: Negotiations begin.

'Hello, yes - Decluttering Limited...'

'We've got to do spring cleaning more often. I found three eight-track tapes!'

"It's a big chuck-out. I had to be quite ruthless."

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Categories are the key to organizing.

"You should've called me sooner!"

"On the count of 3, we shove our way in again."

Bed Bugs after a materess flipping

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

'I guess it was time to clean out the refrigerator.'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

"Oh closet was so full it exploded."

Screen Cleaner

Decluttering. . .

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

"Don't even think about letting them in until the house is dirty again."

"It's going to be in the forties today, Herb... A good day to scape the driveway, shovel off the roof, take down the Christmas lights..."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Floor Cleaner

'Wow, that's great! I'm slaving away for hours to clean up the house and noe His Highness complains about a few things I inadvertently mislayed!'

"I apologize for the mess."

"Just spring cleaning."

Garbage Sale - Sunday