Hot Weather Survivor Gifts

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

'Good grief - you look like Death warmed up!'

"Tommy!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Tourist in the desert

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'Eureka! -- A cure for the summertime blues!'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Intense summer sun

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"It's so hot they're laying them already cooked!"

Trees and hurricanes

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

A snowman enjoys the aircon