Heat Wave Survivor Gifts

"I don't know how you stand it up here nowadays."

Old Man Summer

Desert Crawler Drink Station

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

"If we get rid of this, we should be alright"

Man coping with intense heat.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Tourist in the desert

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Keep Off The Hay

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Summertime in the city

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

A snowman enjoys the aircon