Heat Wave Warrior Gifts

Why don't you look at ME that way?

There's a special place in Hell for folks who leave kids or pets locked in the car with the windows rolled up.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

A snowman enjoys the aircon

A Trickle-Down Theory of Sweat

'Great news everybody, Global Warming means it's getting hotter!'

'I don't know about you, but I could murder a drink! . . .'

Man in a desert is holding a picture of a tap.

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

"Seven mile tailbacks...and in this heat. That must have been awful for you!"

Summertime in the city

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Baby on board.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

'No surf?'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

Senior citizen surfing.

Relief for America in the Heat.

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"Surf's up."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

"The best thing about my promotion? I'll be in charge of the thermostat."

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Protecting the green

Welcome to summer school.