Heat Wave Enthusiast Gifts

Cabman in hot weather

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Global Warmer 2000.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

The next wave

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Habanero ..."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Keep Off The Hay

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Indian summer.

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

Hades Weather Channel. Tomorrow will continue gloomy with lots of scattered firestorms and high pressure fronts. And, as always, an infinitesimal chance of freezing over.

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

Intense summer sun