Heat Waves Gifts

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Global Warmer 2000.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Keep Off The Hay

Indian summer.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

Summer Berries

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

Intense summer sun

Summertime in the city

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

'Don't they look silly?'

"What? No Vanilla?"

Gatorade!

Environmental Clues

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'Tragically, all the king's horses and all the kings men couldn't put him back together again. And, in today's weather, it's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk out there!'

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

A snowman enjoys the aircon

Fox Operated Fan

"Humid today."

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).